Aligator and Boat
A Mother sent her boy to the bayou for a pail of water. When he got there he saw a huge aligator and became terrified and ran home without the water. (The alligator was lounging under the first level of Bubba Ramsey and Mike Cothren's yacht) ( I can't imagine this, but) the Mother said "Honey, that alligator is as scared of you, as you are of him". The boy replied, "Mom, If that alligator is as scared of me as I am of him, you don't want the water! "
